You Might Be A Romani If....

 

You've woken up in a port-a-pottie.

Your SCA name has anything to do with vomit, sex, booze, or fighting.

You've shown up to the battlefield with sword and shield, but no armor.

When you go to bed you have your woman in one arm, and your booze in the other.

You have permanent marker remover as part of your camping gear.

Your tent has a "please take a number" dispenser on it.

You can no longer grow hair on your arms or legs due to the excessive duct tapings.

Your bottle opener has a wagon wheel on it.

You've stolen something from another household and they still haven't figured it out.

At war you have 8-10 meals a day and the main course is always alcoholic.

You've had a personal conversation with boink.

You run into battle yelling "liquor and whores"

You have more Romani clothes in your closet than regular clothes.

You've woken up on the porch of someone else's tent.

Your bottle of booze is older than your girlfriend.

The girlfriend you brag about is really a bottle of booze.

You've fucked your "sister" or "brother" or "whatever" at War more often than your S/O.

You have played Baseball with full Beers and a Sword.

"Fuck you I'm drunk" is a Song!

You have a name like Ruby-lipped tonsil sucker!

If a Safety Meeting is a regular occurrence and a good thing!

Upon approaching an encampment everyone shouts warnings to hide everything from you and to make sure there aren't more of "your kind" coming in the back door.

You've shot someone with a marshmallow gun

The members of another encampment have come to heckle you and simply by laughing and pointing you've made them so uneasy that they fled back to their camp
to see what you did to them when they weren't looking

You've been promoted to king and it's not a good thing

You've ever played beer baseball

You take pride in being called The Fluffy White Bunny

Blue & Gold are your favorite colors

You use your hangover as anger to drive you on the battle field.

You know what to say when someone screams "baroo!" and you know they are insulting you.

You wake up drunk and you try to get your hangover over with before you fight.

You wish you had a period tent and someone to put it up/or you have a period tent and you need someone to help you put it up.

You kissed a guy or are a homophobe

You drink before noon.

You know what happens at "The Rock".

You know what the elf patch means.

You've ever made someone trade you something to get their stuff back.

You've ever said the phrase, "Don't you know better than to hand something to a gypsy?"

You're manliness has a reputation... what KIND of reputation depends on the guy it belongs to.

You've drank on a dry site.

You have chants before you drink, "Varunchka!" or "Hai yaku gaijin, hai yaku gaijin, hai yaku gaijin, deska?"